padalikey:

biologytextbook:

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me

im not feeling u til u shave ur legs

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

majortvjunkie:

calling my tears Netflix because they are streaming